The other day I received a catalog in the mail that seriously made me laugh.
It claimed to be the number one source of western fashion. I’ll admit it had a really nice cover.
But then I looked inside.
And laughed.
Then laughed some more.
I grew up in the country around ranch and farm women. I know a lot of country girls and I don’t think a single one of them would be caught dead or alive wearing…
Feather boot toppers.
It looks like something crawled in their boots and died there.
How about a “fashion” fanny pack that slips right on your belt?
Denim gauchos, anyone?
I’m sure it’s what all the best-dressed cowgirls will be wearing this fall… or not.
Maybe some bright purple moccasins. With fringe. And silver conchos.
Or beaded and fringed T-shirts.
And my personal favorite – a faux fur vest that looks like you found some good road kill.
If you’re looking for “western” fashion, I think you might want to look elsewhere.
She Who Won’t Be Wearing Any of the Above – Ever
